You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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