Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
My bed smells like the plague
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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