after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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