do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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