The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
3 2 1 whiskey
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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