yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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