spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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