Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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