He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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