You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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