It's Friday. Sex?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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