Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I can't turn off my feet"
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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