is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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