How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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