Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
How external is "for external use only"?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Randomize
