She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
