Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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