Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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