if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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