If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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