my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Never joke about your clitoris.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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