I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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