It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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