what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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