There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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