I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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