woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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