I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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