think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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