He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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