Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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