Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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