It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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