Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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