We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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