well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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