do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Did you just see the Batmobile???
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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