You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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