I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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