Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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