"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
