She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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