I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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