I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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