a queef is a wish your heart makes.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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