thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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