Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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