You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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