My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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