he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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