talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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