I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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