Plan B is the new Plan A
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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