I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize
